#that’s his daughter your honor

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

MISENG FINALLY GAVE HIM A SNACK

[sinnbaddie]

Gai and Tenten having the same tooth gap is so real

[jimbotkirk]

in honor of the tlou finale tomorrow 🥲

[ryllen]

she didn't say to reflect his faults, just what he did congratulations ✨🍼🧸🐇🍭

[killlerfang1]

"my little Marcy" I need to be fucking sedated

[tending-the-hearth]

a version of chronicles of narnia where those closest to the kings and queens get put into a sleep when the pevensies are brought back to their world, from which they're awoken only when their beloved four rules return, something à la sleeping beauty.

so the pevensie siblings return to narnia, and logically, it's been thousands of years. their closest friends, those they viewed as family, are, to their knowledge, dead, and they are completely alone now.

until peter and caspian encounter each other in the woods, and are about to get into their fight. it's the moment where peter's back is turned, and caspian has his word raised. lucy is screaming, tears in her eyes, susan and edmund are too far away to do anything, and there's a moment of chaos before caspian's strike is blocked by a larger, longer sword.

oreius, completely disgruntled and still very out of the loop, but only focusing on the fact that his king, his friend, his son, is in danger, glares daggers at caspian, not looking away for a second, even as tumnus gathers a now-relieved, sobbing lucy up in a tight hug, and edmund and susan shriek with joy upon seeing the beavers and mr. fox.

and any feeling of tension or fear immediately seeps out of peter, who drops the rock he had picked up, and stumbles to his feet and to oreius' side, being able to lean on the centaur for the first time in a year, and not have to worry about his safety or his siblings' safety. and oreius, without taking his eyes off of caspian and his followers, just puts an arm around peter.

and caspian remembers. he remembers the stories of the high kings and queens of narnia, and their beloved inner circle, and the absolutely terrifying centaur who called them sons and daughters of his heart, and he can't quite help but think about how utterly fucked he is.

[ryan-is-a-god]

Do Not Photograph his daughter 😤💢

They will stab you.

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[hyperblue]

"Congratulations on the birth of little sister."

"Martha is my daughter."

Kon hates how Martha is called his "sister".

"aren't you a little too young to be a father?"

"aren't you a little too old for your college freshman wife"

[anartisticdreamer0]

HE PUT THEIR MINECRAFT BEDS TOGETHER

THE SMILE AT SEEING TALLULAHHH

[themilfsland]

Moody ><

[zhongrin]

LITERALLY WHY IS HE LIKE THIS. IS PAIMON OUR CHILD. ARE WE DIVORCED NOW. WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE AN EX HUSBAND WANTING TO HANG OUT AND USING OUR DAUGHTER AS AN EXCUSE BYE HSUFHLSKDJFLKSD

[jonathanbyersphd]

Can u believe Ted Wheeler hates them?

[moldy-flowers]

Headcanon that when Sasuke and Sakura came back to Konoha Ino ran up to her and told Sasuke they would be going on a date and started fussing over Sarada and Sakura.

And Sai, with no idea what to do just takes Sasukes hand and is like: "We'll be going now." Cause he just assumes that they're just swapping partners for like girls night out and a guys night out.

And Sasuke, in shock with no idea what to do sort of just gets pulled away by Sai and looks back at Sakura with fear and confusion in his eyes.

(Of course Sakura finds this hilarious and just watches her husband get taken away.)

[thirstforhelmets]

Ganondorf x F!Reader: After your life! I’m -not- your wife AU

Ganondorf: How many times does this make it, Assassin? Four losses?

F!reader: *Beat up and nearly unconscious on the ground* 

F!Reader/Assassin/Future!Wife: *Has barely enough strength to flip him the bird before fully collapsing in exhaustion*

Ganondorf: *Smirks before eyeing the stolen Master Sword embedded in the ground nearby* 

Ganondorf: You’re lucky your tenacity for humiliation has kept that sword out of the whelp’s hands for this long.

Ganondorf: *Kneels down next to your head* 

Ganondorf: Expect me to visit your village next month.

Assassin: Urgh...

Ganondorf: I’ll be staying in your room the whole time as well.

Assassin: Fuck you, Gaan...

Ganondorf: *pauses for a moment*

Ganondorf: Our daughter still likes blue, right?

Assassin: *deep sighs*

[dyke-in-crisis]

every time Faroe is brought up I take 10 points damage

[murderluv23]

You're so lame. I love you. I want to squish your cheeks and bake you a pie.

Fuck, that "She's so pretty!" was so cute and wholesome. Everything about this man is stupidly endearing. Jeremy Jordan is just the cherry on top.